The Urban Spaced (Rep 11) versus The MeatBeaters (Rep 24)
No-one's sure how long The Urban Spaced have been making quiet incursions into Sector 90, but they were last week spotted strolling unhurriedly along the gentle rampways of Gloria Estefan Crock Block, coming to the attention of local robot gang The Meat Beaters. Circuits fritzing, the robots tailed them through City Bottom, back over the sector border for miles before reaching the environs of Si Pegg Block.
Reacting to the mechanoid threat to the Urban Space's haunt, the local Munce Munch, top dog Dav 2 Barrels rallied his fellow spuggers to defend their turf.
The field of battle
The protaganists
Heroic Homosapien defenders: The Urban Spaced.
Dav 2 Barrels (Top Dog), Shades (Lieutenant), 2 Gun Hon (Punk), Juve Derek (Juve), One Cred Fred (punk), Queenie (Juve), Dame Jead (Juve)
Maraudering metal freakoids: The Meatbeaters.Dr Mop, Dr Beat (Top Dog), Dr Plop, Dr Print, Dr Chop, Dr Tank (lieutenant), Dr Copy.
Deployment
The gameTurn 1
Realising that they'd been detected, but still tucked away around a corner, Dr Plop, Dr Tank & top dog Dr Beat tucked in behind some stinky munce crates. Dr Mop, not having fought for a while, decided to impress by starting his own pincer movement, skipping, mop high, up a ramp at the rear.
Turn 2
The Urban Spaced (Dav 2 Barrels, Shades, 2 Gun Hon, One Cred Fred, Queenie, Dame Jead and Juve Derek) turned as one and Big Dav marched forward, sending his lieutenant, Shades, and femmes Queenie and 2 Gun Hon off towards the metallic footfalls.
Turn 3
With Dr Mop relaying that the Spaced had split up, Dr Beat stomped up a crate behind the Munce shack (followed by Drs Chop and Print) discarding caution to ensure they won the higher ground of the plaza.
Turn 4
Shades, and his two barely-clad companions reached the plaza, paused near an InfoBooth, guns cocked, robots visible.
Realising that they'd been detected, but still tucked away around a corner, Dr Plop, Dr Tank & top dog Dr Beat tucked in behind some stinky munce crates. Dr Mop, not having fought for a while, decided to impress by starting his own pincer movement, skipping, mop high, up a ramp at the rear.
Turn 2The Urban Spaced (Dav 2 Barrels, Shades, 2 Gun Hon, One Cred Fred, Queenie, Dame Jead and Juve Derek) turned as one and Big Dav marched forward, sending his lieutenant, Shades, and femmes Queenie and 2 Gun Hon off towards the metallic footfalls.
Turn 3
With Dr Mop relaying that the Spaced had split up, Dr Beat stomped up a crate behind the Munce shack (followed by Drs Chop and Print) discarding caution to ensure they won the higher ground of the plaza.
Turn 4
Shades, and his two barely-clad companions reached the plaza, paused near an InfoBooth, guns cocked, robots visible.
Corrupted pruningbot Dr Chop lurched forward past his leader, revving his built-in chainsaw, while Dr Beat fired the first shots of the battle, one slug hitting 2 Gun Hon, but pinging off some kind of implant, stunning her. Nervy Queenie fled immediately. First blood.
Turn 6
Unimpressed, big Dav 2 Guns, strode up a slope, reinforcing his gang's nerve, while swaggering Juve Derek strolled down the centre of the alley, watched by Dr Tank and Dr Plop, who had taken position behind a green Kryzla Koopay.
One cred Fred ducked into a corner, checking his handgun. Shades squinted and took a stump gun punt at the approaching Dr Chop, missing.
Turn 7
Dr Chop now raced into melee with 2 Gun Hon, his chainsaw sparking off the plascrete plaza as she dodged to one side. Limping XeroxBot Dr Copy had ground his way up a ramp on the far side of the rat run, and started to eye up targets.
Dr Beat, with an internal confidence rating of 8.2, strafed the upper level, catching Shades in the belly, felling him. Without his shell jacket he'd have been gutted - as it was, he left the fight with a hefty target bruise. 2 Gun Hon could take no more. She ran, Chop's chainsaw revving in her ears. Big Dav gritted his teeth and levelled his 2 Barrels at Dr Beat.
Turn 8
Dav pumped away at Dr Beat, one shot pinging off his plasteel headpiece. Juve Derek missed Dr Beat, but Dame Jead was luckier - drawing a bead on Dr Chop from the alley below, her handgun slug severed a hydraulic line. Easily repaired, but not under fight conditions. Chop froze and clanged to the floor.
Turn 9
Dr Beat's gun arm hit a glitch, and would have jammed but for its internal righting mechanism... sewageBot Dr Plop saw his Overseer looking a little exposed and ran out of cover to take some wild potshots at Dav.
Lieutenant Dr Tank followed, but then thought better of it and hid behind Plop (he's not been the same since the Green Goddess's Big Cynth drove her Las-Scythe through his turret). Dr Print creaked to the very edge of an overhang to fire at Juve Derek, but Derek shrugged off the hit. Not even a scratch.
Turns 10 & 11
The noise of gunfire increased as 1 Cred Fred, Juve Derek, Dame Jead and Dav all fired on Drs Plop and Beat, but caused nothing but a few dinks in the paintwork. The robots' frantic return of fire proving no better.
Turn 12
Having already got a taste for hydraulic fluid, Dame Jead now blasted Dr Plop in his gyros, sending him scurrying clumsily away. Dr Tank fled, and - as Dr Beat turned to command him to stay - Jead's very next shot also found its mark: shattering the robot Top Dog's shoulder plate. He was out of the game... and Dame Jead had earned herself a new nickname: The Can Opener.
Mop, still at the rear of the field, followed.
Turn 13
Only Dr Print remained, creaking past the Munce Munch to face the remaining Urban Spaced men.
Turn 14
They charged across the plaza, 1 Cred Fred failing to make his mark on the battle...
Turn 15
Print impressivley managed a nice calm headshot which dented Big Dav's shell helmet.
Turn 16
Dav, unphased, returned fire and Dr Print took a shot to his chest unit, wilted to one side and switched off. The Urban Spaced were victorious.
In the aftermath, no hostages were taken, but The Spaced were able to re-enter Sector 90 unchallenged and establish turf in Sugar Ray Leonard Block (which has lacked a resident gang since the mysterious disapppearance of the Sugar Ray Leopards years back).
Meat Beaters undertook some sombre upgrades, keen to up their kill rating after this humiliating defeat.
Dav pumped away at Dr Beat, one shot pinging off his plasteel headpiece. Juve Derek missed Dr Beat, but Dame Jead was luckier - drawing a bead on Dr Chop from the alley below, her handgun slug severed a hydraulic line. Easily repaired, but not under fight conditions. Chop froze and clanged to the floor.
Turn 9
Dr Beat's gun arm hit a glitch, and would have jammed but for its internal righting mechanism... sewageBot Dr Plop saw his Overseer looking a little exposed and ran out of cover to take some wild potshots at Dav.
Lieutenant Dr Tank followed, but then thought better of it and hid behind Plop (he's not been the same since the Green Goddess's Big Cynth drove her Las-Scythe through his turret). Dr Print creaked to the very edge of an overhang to fire at Juve Derek, but Derek shrugged off the hit. Not even a scratch.
Turns 10 & 11
The noise of gunfire increased as 1 Cred Fred, Juve Derek, Dame Jead and Dav all fired on Drs Plop and Beat, but caused nothing but a few dinks in the paintwork. The robots' frantic return of fire proving no better.
Turn 12
Having already got a taste for hydraulic fluid, Dame Jead now blasted Dr Plop in his gyros, sending him scurrying clumsily away. Dr Tank fled, and - as Dr Beat turned to command him to stay - Jead's very next shot also found its mark: shattering the robot Top Dog's shoulder plate. He was out of the game... and Dame Jead had earned herself a new nickname: The Can Opener.
Mop, still at the rear of the field, followed.
Turn 13
Only Dr Print remained, creaking past the Munce Munch to face the remaining Urban Spaced men.
Turn 14
They charged across the plaza, 1 Cred Fred failing to make his mark on the battle...
Turn 15
Print impressivley managed a nice calm headshot which dented Big Dav's shell helmet.
Turn 16
Dav, unphased, returned fire and Dr Print took a shot to his chest unit, wilted to one side and switched off. The Urban Spaced were victorious.
In the aftermath, no hostages were taken, but The Spaced were able to re-enter Sector 90 unchallenged and establish turf in Sugar Ray Leonard Block (which has lacked a resident gang since the mysterious disapppearance of the Sugar Ray Leopards years back).
Meat Beaters undertook some sombre upgrades, keen to up their kill rating after this humiliating defeat.
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